The high sheriff told the deputy, "Go out and arrest me Lazarus. Bring him dead or alive."
The deputy told the high sheriff "I ain't gonna mess with Lazarus. He's a dangerous man."
The high sheriff found Lazarus in between two mountains with his head hung down.
Lazarus told the high sheriff "I ain't done never been arrested by no one man."
The high sheriff shot Lazarus with a great big number: FORTY-FIVE.
They took poor Lazarus and laid him on the promissory counter. He said, "My wounded side!"